The second coming of Christ will happen in December 2019, on or around Christmas (coincidence - I think not). Our Saviour was born to a virgin Komodo Dragon at Chester Zoo, Chester, UK with the birth witnessed by three kings: King Juan Carlos I of Spain, Elvis and King Harald V of Norway. They came to the reptile enclosure late in the night carrying gifts of an iPod, Frankincense and a Xbox 360 with Gears of War. According to Juan Carlos they were guided by a 'great star' - this later turned out to be a faulty street light that was flickering a bit.
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