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RIDs come in many forms. The most common one, Fred Durst Syndrome, also known as Wigger Disease, is a disorder that affects white people. This disease is usually transmitted through rap songs and hanging around ghetto black people. These symptoms are mostly harmless except when they lead to alienation from one's peers. However, the patient may begin to call associates "niggers." Use of this word, which is totally acceptable among black people, is regarded as an automatic "fighting word" when uttered by white folks. Obviously, a person suffering from RID may take his life into his hands.

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  • Racial Identity Disorders
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  • RIDs come in many forms. The most common one, Fred Durst Syndrome, also known as Wigger Disease, is a disorder that affects white people. This disease is usually transmitted through rap songs and hanging around ghetto black people. These symptoms are mostly harmless except when they lead to alienation from one's peers. However, the patient may begin to call associates "niggers." Use of this word, which is totally acceptable among black people, is regarded as an automatic "fighting word" when uttered by white folks. Obviously, a person suffering from RID may take his life into his hands.
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  • RIDs come in many forms. The most common one, Fred Durst Syndrome, also known as Wigger Disease, is a disorder that affects white people. This disease is usually transmitted through rap songs and hanging around ghetto black people. As many as 45 million suburban white boys have FDS. Eminem is the poster child for this affliction. Tim Westwood, Ali G, and Kevin Federline are also sufferers. Many of these patients are convinced that they are black. They may begin to wear FUBU, dog tags, and shorts where the crotch is somewhere around the ankles. They may grab their crotch and squeeze really hard as though their genitals were a stress ball. Worst of all, they may listen to rap. These symptoms are mostly harmless except when they lead to alienation from one's peers. However, the patient may begin to call associates "niggers." Use of this word, which is totally acceptable among black people, is regarded as an automatic "fighting word" when uttered by white folks. Obviously, a person suffering from RID may take his life into his hands. Fred Durst is by far the most annoying patient. His affliction with RID bores listeners even more than his bouts with erectile dysfunction. The only known treatment for VIS is to severely beat the infected person, have a group of people point out how stupid they look and laugh at them, or drop them off in the ghetto to sell crack.
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