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The Lawnmower-Humvee, designed by Admiral Ackbar, and put into service in the year 1996, was a revolutionary way of keeping your terrain looking good whilst at the same time waging all-out war on it. The Lawnmower-Humvee combo had it's debut in a heated battle on Lord's Cricket grounds, England, in a fight between Admiral Ackbar and the ticket salesman (who had run out of tickets, denying Ackbar entrance). The battle was intense, with cricketers flying this way and that, explosions going off in all directions, and Humvees driving up and down. But, after the smoke had cleared Ackbar saw that the grounds were perfectly well-mown, if a bit scarred and pitted. Over the next few years the Lawnmower-Humvee saw many battles across the world, leaving the area looking perfectly manicured. The vehic

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  • The Lawnmower-Humvee, designed by Admiral Ackbar, and put into service in the year 1996, was a revolutionary way of keeping your terrain looking good whilst at the same time waging all-out war on it. The Lawnmower-Humvee combo had it's debut in a heated battle on Lord's Cricket grounds, England, in a fight between Admiral Ackbar and the ticket salesman (who had run out of tickets, denying Ackbar entrance). The battle was intense, with cricketers flying this way and that, explosions going off in all directions, and Humvees driving up and down. But, after the smoke had cleared Ackbar saw that the grounds were perfectly well-mown, if a bit scarred and pitted. Over the next few years the Lawnmower-Humvee saw many battles across the world, leaving the area looking perfectly manicured. The vehic
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  • The Lawnmower-Humvee, designed by Admiral Ackbar, and put into service in the year 1996, was a revolutionary way of keeping your terrain looking good whilst at the same time waging all-out war on it. The Lawnmower-Humvee combo had it's debut in a heated battle on Lord's Cricket grounds, England, in a fight between Admiral Ackbar and the ticket salesman (who had run out of tickets, denying Ackbar entrance). The battle was intense, with cricketers flying this way and that, explosions going off in all directions, and Humvees driving up and down. But, after the smoke had cleared Ackbar saw that the grounds were perfectly well-mown, if a bit scarred and pitted. Over the next few years the Lawnmower-Humvee saw many battles across the world, leaving the area looking perfectly manicured. The vehicles were tried and tested by the NLA (National Lawnmower Agency), quickly bringing them up to scratch. They reinforced blades, making them cut through pesky dead bodies quicker, not to mention turning them into a damned good fertiliser.
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