Ric Ocasek, a known immortal, is a personal friend of Stephen Colbert and a friend of The Colbert Report. A witness to over 1000 years of human history, he is still best known as the lead singer for the New Wave rock band The Cars from 1976 to 1988, before liberals existed. The Cars most likely found their inspiration from the new wave group Stephen and the Colberts. Today, Ric Ocasek is a patriotic commando operative. His most recent whereabouts have been reported to be Las Vegas, but it seems probable that this is just a ruse to distract the terrorists from his true location, which is probably the San Francisco Zoo, where he is likely freeing Stephen Jr. from his cage with only one large hole in it through which he can fly.
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| - Ric Ocasek, a known immortal, is a personal friend of Stephen Colbert and a friend of The Colbert Report. A witness to over 1000 years of human history, he is still best known as the lead singer for the New Wave rock band The Cars from 1976 to 1988, before liberals existed. The Cars most likely found their inspiration from the new wave group Stephen and the Colberts. Today, Ric Ocasek is a patriotic commando operative. His most recent whereabouts have been reported to be Las Vegas, but it seems probable that this is just a ruse to distract the terrorists from his true location, which is probably the San Francisco Zoo, where he is likely freeing Stephen Jr. from his cage with only one large hole in it through which he can fly.
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| - Ric Ocasek, a known immortal, is a personal friend of Stephen Colbert and a friend of The Colbert Report. A witness to over 1000 years of human history, he is still best known as the lead singer for the New Wave rock band The Cars from 1976 to 1988, before liberals existed. The Cars most likely found their inspiration from the new wave group Stephen and the Colberts. Today, Ric Ocasek is a patriotic commando operative. His most recent whereabouts have been reported to be Las Vegas, but it seems probable that this is just a ruse to distract the terrorists from his true location, which is probably the San Francisco Zoo, where he is likely freeing Stephen Jr. from his cage with only one large hole in it through which he can fly.
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