About: Combover Disorder

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Combover disorder sufferers usually have a series of intense episodes of extreme fashion ignorance during combover attacks. These attacks typically last about ten days, but can be as short-lived as 1–5 minutes and last as long as twenty years or until medical intervention. However, attacks can wax and wane for a period of hours (combover attacks rolling into one another), and the intensity and specific symptoms of fashion ignorance may vary over the duration. Common symptoms of an attack include:

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rdfs:comment	Combover disorder sufferers usually have a series of intense episodes of extreme fashion ignorance during combover attacks. These attacks typically last about ten days, but can be as short-lived as 1–5 minutes and last as long as twenty years or until medical intervention. However, attacks can wax and wane for a period of hours (combover attacks rolling into one another), and the intensity and specific symptoms of fashion ignorance may vary over the duration. Common symptoms of an attack include:
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abstract	Combover disorder sufferers usually have a series of intense episodes of extreme fashion ignorance during combover attacks. These attacks typically last about ten days, but can be as short-lived as 1–5 minutes and last as long as twenty years or until medical intervention. However, attacks can wax and wane for a period of hours (combover attacks rolling into one another), and the intensity and specific symptoms of fashion ignorance may vary over the duration. Common symptoms of an attack include: * Presence of a combover (the eponymous symptom of this disorder) * Members-only jackets * Bell bottoms on men * Mullets How can a combover have a mullet????? * Overly large, thick-rimmed glasses, sometimes repaired with scotch tape * Pink or rainbow t-shirts with permanent stains * Green, oversize spandex pants * Mom jeans * Tighty whities with track marks The outward symptoms of a combover attack often cause negative social experiences (i.e. embarrassment, social stigma, social isolation, etc.). As many as 36% of all individuals with combover disorder also have nogophobia.

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