The Cheat (ochotona avarus) is an endangered lagomorph, recently brought into the public eye for its use as a power source as well as its uncanny adorability. Its name comes from its habit of "cheating" through most aspects of its life, from its promiscuous sexual activity to its relentless swindling and grifting. It's appearance coincides with many members of rodent and lagomorph families, but doesn't really conform to any of them on account of having weird folds of fat at its base, rather than feet. Seriously, that's really creepy.