The jackweed (Weedinus Jackingsus) is a very common but rarely noticed plant. It can grow between 1 - 7 feet in height, and .5 to 2 feet in width (Noone cares what that is in Metric). The jackweed was first discovered in 1927 by a Scottish Florist named Sean Connery. He discovered it while weeding his garden, when he noticed that it had a very oddly shaped top. After staring for approximately 7.201 seconds, he realized it was the head of no-one's favorite person: George W. Bush Junior. After realizing this, he exclaimed, "ACH! What a jackweed!", as this was the only way he could describe his hatred for Bush Junior.