Many people assume that, like sugary cereal and unleaded paste, Uncyclopedia is completely fine for children to consume in moderation. Such assumptions are completely reasonable; it advertises itself as a comedic website, and comedy is a predominantly family friendly genre. A quick analysis of the site shows, however, that it's anything but family friendly and, in fact, it may be one of the most evil things to ever exist on the internet. Ever. Because of this, we at the Board of Unified Raging Parents Club feel that it's necessary to issue this very important warning to our many devoted readers: Uncyclopedia is bad for your kids.