Plot: Mayor west unveils a solid gold statue of Dig 'Em, the Sugar Smacks Frog to commemorate the soldiers who have died in the war in Iraq. The town is dismayed by this waste of money and Alyssa, a pretty girl that Chris has a huge crush on, expresses her outrage to Chris. Later Chris asks her out and she invites him to her Young Republicans meeting. Meanwhile Brian's gay cousin Jasper is visiting and announces that he is marrying Ricardo. The family is excited for them but when Brian offers the house for the wedding Lois begins to feel uncomfortable.