The Celestial Teapot is the creator of the whole Universe. The following scripture from the Holy User's Manual, explains how the Earth came into existence. * Flaming Youth (1.1): On the first day, the Celestial Teapot created a shapeless void, and it was enveloped in darkness. Teapot said, "Let there be light!" And he flipped the Celestial Lightswitch to "ON". Teapot called this light "day." And Teapot saw that it was good. * Flaming Youth (1.2): On the second day, Teapot created Heaven. He refuses to disclose exactly how. Teapot works in mysterious ways. * Flaming Youth (1.3): On the third day, Teapot created land. He gathered the water, and called them seas. And Teapot saw that it was good. * Flaming Youth (1.4): On the fourth day, Teapot put forth onto the land, pineapples