Upon the release of The Darkness from her prison, God hid himself away in the "safest place on Earth", a bar, specifically crafted to keep The Darkness out. Here, he began writing an autobiography which centered around his many adventures on Earth and his life as the prophet Chuck Shurley. However, God got stuck and could not complete the manuscript, so he summoned his former editor, Metatron, to his location so he could help finish it.