The Washington Capitals are the greatest hockey team in the NHL in the entire world. The fact that they STILL haven't won a Stanley Cup does not diminish from their status as greatest team in the world in the entire universe. By the way, Sidney Crosby is a whinny little bitch. It is rumored that Alexander Ovechkin in fact makes up the majority if not the entire team, although other players on the Capitals have denied this in public many times. Privately they agree though. Ovechkin, according to a very reliable source, is in fact a robot programed by the Soviet Union to play hockey so well that he mesmerizes Americans in order to distract them from the glorious invasion to come. Sadly the USSR no longer exists, so Ovechkin just plays hockey.