Alex used a vacuum cleaner to find a frisbee in his crotch. Alex called for a Vidvestigation on a kite surfing Pile video. They also investigated a guy hacking an iPhone and a guy chewing heads into lollipops. This ish was once again bish. Alex realized that The Attack is in fact the worst show ever and they should just remake that. He shared some of his ideas on how to make the show better. Evanne then shared some of her own. Both included Evanne's boobs being large enough to crush a soda can. The show closed out with TPOTSWIC and more Wonderwall.