The Iran-Contra affair was a tawdry sexual relationship between the nation of Iran and the 1987 Nintendo classic "Contra." The affair is something that John Kerry made up to make Ronald Reagan look bad. It is common knowledge that Ronald Reagan is a republican, which in layman's terms means that he cannot do wrong. If the Iran-Contra affair actually happened wouldn't Ronald Reagan remember it? This article is a stub. You can get a Tip of the Hat* from Stephen by adding only truthiness to it.*Tip of the Hat not guaranteed.