Dennis Hastert (born sometime during World War II) is the corpulent man of questionable paternity (a.k.a fat bastard) or Speaker of The House who was so concerned about Mark Foley's preying on pages that he let Foley stay in Congress for years after finding out about, so he could keep a closer eye on him. Dennis is a former representative of the 14th District of Illinois, and boy are they proud of him! Dennis Hastert loves America and Jesus and supports our Greatest President Ever.