On some humor wikis, a newbie is instantly accepted if he or she makes an edit that: 1. * Was full of random ideas and possibly the editor's own opinion, 'cos that's funny, innit? 2. * Had tons of exclamation points to show how funny you think it was!!! 3. * Used the names of Oscar Wilde, Adolf Hitler, and several Captains in a single sentence 4. * Included a link to some other website that shows the article's subject at his very worst 5. * Was downright unreadable because it imitated the subject's speech impediment or dialect 6. * Was masterful at telling the exact same joke some other guy told on the line just before. 7. * Rants about the article's subject.