Segment Two: While the Bots advise against it, Mike calls the Mads and catches them acting very "unmanly". He says won't be doing it, for a while. Segment Three: Crow has written a screenplay: "Peter Graves Goes to the University of Minnesota". It gets somewhat repetitive. Segment Four: Tom's standup routine at the Improv (with its trademark red brick wall) is heavy on jokes comparing grasshoppers and locusts. Segment Five: Mike unlocks the secret to Bert I. Gordon special effects, meanwhile in Deep 13, to try to reclaim their dignity, the Mads box. Stinger: "Alright, men. Into the woods!"