(Facing off in practice) * Dwayne: "Great day for hockey, ain't it?" * Jesse: "Sure is, cowboy." (Seeing Dwayne for the first time) * Dwayne: "Yee-haw! How's everybody? Y'all ready to play some puck?" * Goldberg: "Hey, look, it's Hop-Along Gretzky!" (Going after the Iceland player) * "I'm coming, Connie! Yee-haw!" * "Where I come from, we treat ladies with respect!"