Klaus Meyer was physically pathetic, to the point where the very fact that he chose to join the Red Ribbon army was mystifying to most. He didn't have the lean, powerful body that one would expect from a Red Ribbon Army Volunteer. Instead, he resembled five strands of spaghetti glued to each other, with a flat layer of blond hair at the top. Today, he was feeling particularly enraged. He was instructing a small squad of recruits, that Klaus had the misfortune to be on. "Ugh, there's no way!" he said. "I need the boy for later," he said, glancing down at Klaus's body. Orange sighed. -Gero"