Lily was born in 1978. She grew up in New York City, in the borough of Brooklyn. In her early life, her father took care of her most of the time. Lily's mother is an extreme feminist, who worked two jobs and refused to buy her an easy bake oven. After entering school, her dad became a stay-at-home dad who was distracted by his newfound dream of creating the next great American board game, therefore constantly neglecting Lily. After a while, she even gave him the You're dead to me look. Young Lily also took ballet and gymnastics (Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap). It's also known that Lily owned a dog named Bean.