Oh, don't look at me like that. It's a wonderful, excellent book. I know you'll love it. I do. And it's certainly more interesting than sitting in your seats, fiddling with yourselves in your pockets while I stand around slowly brewing with fury at my assistants. What's that you say? Copyright? Ever hear of a thing called public domain? It's the year 2018, damnit. I haven't been living under a rock for the last thirty years. I was living in Bangladesh while my body double pretended to die of cancer. So don't talk to me about copyrights. Ahem...