It was Darth Not-Appearing-in-This-Film who impregnated Shmi Skywalker, who inspired Jango Fett to a life of bounty hunting, who convinced Obi-Wan Kenobi to concoct a series of feeble lies to tell Luke Skywalker, who kept the metric system down, who robbed cave fish of their sight, and who replaced his true photograph on Darthipedia with a feeble Photoshop. He warns wiki users not to attempt to revert his image, or he will destroy your planet.