ROCHESTER, NEW HAMPSHIRE, November 30, 2007-- With the early caucuses less than a month away, every campaign is trying to get as much media coverage as possible in order to throw mud at their opponents. An impending strike by newswriters at CBS may derail a scheduled debate for the democrats taking away one high profile mud-flinging opportunity. It is believed that it is for this reason that Mrs. Clinton (presumably based on advice from her husband) perpetrated this heinous act.