Somewhere in your favorite fandom, your most beloved characters and plot elements are being ruined right now. Everything that makes Jack Sparrow funny is being dropped for the sake of bad romance. Snape suddenly washes his hair, grows angel wings and yet no one bats an eye. The four Pevensie siblings are having sex with each other. And spelling and grammar are murdered wholesale describing that brand new sports car that Legolas somehow owns. You cry out in horror as to what has happened to the series that you know and love... but the Protectors of the Plot Continuum are on the case!