Mr. Soros uses his smooth, Euro-accented baratone to lure young Congressional pages to his harem. Sometimes called the male-Zsa-Zsa Gabor, it is believed Mr. Soros' wealth comes (no pun intended) completely from the trafficking of young, nubile flesh. Life all lefty-loons, Soros has publicly called for America to surrender to the terrorists and bears. He is directly responsible for promoting facts and reality.