We have developed this new molecule to transfer all of the toxins you dependant zombies crave straight into your addled bloodstream, without the fattening acids (we have, however, put in some other "acids" for your mind-warping pleasure). The benefits of this breakout treatment are enormous – imagine a future where you could engorge in your favourite treats day in, day out, while still retaining a shape that would make supermodels blush. That, friends, is the future we are moving forward into with this glorious release of cis-zeatin O-beta-D-glucosyltransferase.