Everyone remembers Claudius don't they? They remember that statue of him with big ears that was fished out of that river in England, or perhaps they remember him being played by theatrical Shakespearian gay Derek Jacobi on the television where he was shouted at by Brian Blessed. Nobody really remembers Claudius II who was also a Roman emperor and therefore very very important in his day. Despite this he's never been played by Derek Jacobi or even Nicholas Cage. And yet lets look at all the things he did!