Situated on 7 hills, like Rome, but with less Italian guys, except in the summer, when the “Italian migration” occurs when all of the Tulcean emigrants come back to their relatives to show off with their second hand cars. Anyway, the city (we’ll refer to it as city since country has more letters) is crossed by the river Danube, which represents the northern border to Ukraine, not proper, but everybody seems to speak their language. The big T wasn’t always such temperate weather looking like, in ancient times when dinosaurs and gypsies roamed the earth; it had a tropical weather with money growing from the trees, explaining the gypsies need for money. Once the glacial era was installed by some unknown hacker, dinosaurs perished leaving the gypsies to evolve freely. In 4000 BH (before humans