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  • Johnny Jones Egbert XV is a nerd who loves Ghostbusters and Bill Cosby. He is the first human character on a Webcomic called Homestuck. In 1973 John Egbert became president of Homestuck-landia. In 1974.5, he became his God Tier and had his majestic Warhammer of Zillyhoo. In 2069, he was killed by the Dog faced assasin with Anime Shades, Jack Noir, who then became the new Dictator of Homestuck-landia. John Egbert was then dead for the second time, but he will probably come back again in like 3000.1415926535897932348626433 then die again by the op Jack Noir. Then he will come back in the year OVER 9000 and all his friends will help him kill Jack Noir.
  • John Egbert is a character in Andrew Hussie's Homestuck. John is a thirteen year old boy who's birthday is on April 13. He is the first kid to be revealed and one of the four kids (along with Rose Lalonde, Dave Strider,and Jade Harley).
  • John Egbert is the first protagonist of Homestuck. Homestuck starts on the morning of his 13th birthday, on which he plays a game with his friends.
  • John Egbert is one of the main characters in Homestuck. He is a boy who, according to this page, has not been given a name until his thirteenth birthday; however, this is just a framing mechanism. In the past, he has ended letters with -ghostyTrickster (john). While originally given the name "Zoosmell Pooplord", the game rejected it and settled for John. His title may be a pun on his associated classical element, because interchanging the first and last words produces "breath of air". John's associated Classical element is air, and his Associated Item is oil.
  • Ladies and gentlemen, meet your average nerd. John is an average kid with average looks and average everything else. Like every other nerd, John possesses a variety of interests—from pranks and paranormal lore to computer programming, web comics and bad movies. He’s very passionate about his interests; he can ramble about them even during the most inappropriate situations. He tries his damndest to improve on what he does but no matter how hard he tries, his skills when it comes to his interests are average at best, terrible at worst. In fact, the only things that he seems to be competent in are playing the piano and combining objects, usually with the intent of making them more hilarious.
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  • Johnny Jones Egbert XV is a nerd who loves Ghostbusters and Bill Cosby. He is the first human character on a Webcomic called Homestuck. In 1973 John Egbert became president of Homestuck-landia. In 1974.5, he became his God Tier and had his majestic Warhammer of Zillyhoo. In 2069, he was killed by the Dog faced assasin with Anime Shades, Jack Noir, who then became the new Dictator of Homestuck-landia. John Egbert was then dead for the second time, but he will probably come back again in like 3000.1415926535897932348626433 then die again by the op Jack Noir. Then he will come back in the year OVER 9000 and all his friends will help him kill Jack Noir.
  • John Egbert is a character in Andrew Hussie's Homestuck. John is a thirteen year old boy who's birthday is on April 13. He is the first kid to be revealed and one of the four kids (along with Rose Lalonde, Dave Strider,and Jade Harley).
  • John Egbert is one of the main characters in Homestuck. He is a boy who, according to this page, has not been given a name until his thirteenth birthday; however, this is just a framing mechanism. In the past, he has ended letters with -ghostyTrickster (john). While originally given the name "Zoosmell Pooplord", the game rejected it and settled for John. John uses an online application known as Pesterchum to communicate with his other tech-savvy friends. His chumhandle is ectoBiologist. It used to be ghostyTrickster, but he changed it to avoid the trolls. Oddly, he chose the name ectoBiologist based on a comment by one of the trolls. His title may be a pun on his associated classical element, because interchanging the first and last words produces "breath of air". His web browser of choice is Typheus, who coincidentally is the mate of Echidna, the namesake of Jade's web browser. John's associated Classical element is air, and his Associated Item is oil.
  • Ladies and gentlemen, meet your average nerd. John is an average kid with average looks and average everything else. Like every other nerd, John possesses a variety of interests—from pranks and paranormal lore to computer programming, web comics and bad movies. He’s very passionate about his interests; he can ramble about them even during the most inappropriate situations. He tries his damndest to improve on what he does but no matter how hard he tries, his skills when it comes to his interests are average at best, terrible at worst. In fact, the only things that he seems to be competent in are playing the piano and combining objects, usually with the intent of making them more hilarious. Despite what some of his actions might suggest, John is fairly intelligent; he just doesn’t think before he talks/acts. Because of that, he’s honest and straightforward, occasionally stupidly brave, sweet or tactless. He allows his feelings to guide him, so he’s really optimistic, innocent and naive. He almost died because he listened to some psychopathic alien girl’s advice, but he forgave her when she explained it was unintentional. This particular naiveté makes it easier for people to trust and befriend him, but as a downside, it also makes him more susceptible to manipulation (much to Vriska’s delight). Even his friends (particularly Dave) acknowledge how he could get in real trouble because of this part of his personality. John is silly. He does stupid things for the sake of doing stupid things. What can he say? He loves his comedy. He stuffed fake arms—a pair he uses for hilarious purposes—into a cake because it guaranteed maximum hilarity. He later stuffed it down the toilet. At some point, he also handed out stuffed bunnies like cheap cigars to babies because it reminded him of a scene from his favorite movie “Con Air” and because why the hell not? He had an emotional breakdown afterwards because it was just so beautiful. Please note that he did this with the knowledge that some huge shit was going to transpire in a few minutes. John isn’t completely happy, though. Similar to most thirteen year olds, he suffers from a low self-esteem. Literally etched on the walls of his subconscious are degrading words like “STUPID”, “DUMB”, and “RETARD”. Jade scribbled hearts and supporting words all over the daunting text, but that probably didn’t help much.
  • John Egbert is the first protagonist of Homestuck. Homestuck starts on the morning of his 13th birthday, on which he plays a game with his friends.
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