| rdfs:comment | - In addition, the ability to generate atomic energy out of her butt through eating criminals, such as Lex Luthor, (and innocent bystanders on a few occasions, when she really, really needed the methane, was starving to death, or needed the huge belly to do fetish porn to earn badly needed funds for the Justice League) has enabled her to keep planets where the nearby star has died warm until her hubby can haul a star by from elsewhere. After eating criminals, they are converted into methane. It is believed she converts all her bodily waste into various gases, except for a few occasions when she eats several thousand tons of "food" in one sitting, after which, she produces a huge crap. Unless she has a stomach virus, Supergirl will frequently poop out good people from the villains she eats; g
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| abstract | - In addition, the ability to generate atomic energy out of her butt through eating criminals, such as Lex Luthor, (and innocent bystanders on a few occasions, when she really, really needed the methane, was starving to death, or needed the huge belly to do fetish porn to earn badly needed funds for the Justice League) has enabled her to keep planets where the nearby star has died warm until her hubby can haul a star by from elsewhere. After eating criminals, they are converted into methane. It is believed she converts all her bodily waste into various gases, except for a few occasions when she eats several thousand tons of "food" in one sitting, after which, she produces a huge crap. Unless she has a stomach virus, Supergirl will frequently poop out good people from the villains she eats; good people who are digested often come back as bad tempered, violent, or downright evil. They have a level of amnesia so they forget their unusual "birth," except for lesbians with whom she films having sex with (check out her website, even if Vore doesn't turn you on, her dieting plan REALLY works). If you wish to know how it is possible to form a good person out of methane gas, go look up science, the link is right there, here it is again, science, now go figure it out yourself! In addition to good people, Supergirl has created at least two super villain teams out of her ingested innocent bystanders. When asked about her ingestion of innocents, she stated, “Of course I feel bad! I'm a freaking superhero, I'm supposed to save people, when someone innocent finds their way into my gut, I could stab myself in the eye with Kryptonite! But once the digestion starts I get the best orgasm you'll ever hear of...Perhaps Nickelodeon didn't need to hear that.” ~ Supergirl She also possesses flight and superhuman strength, but who really cares?
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