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  • Poop Cuisine
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  • There are many lovely dishes that can be made exclusively with poop. During the Great Poo Exchange, people discovered the great advantages of eating their excrements thanks to the (often failed) experiments in the new science of Random Crap. Successful poop cuisine preparation depends a great deal on the quality of the excrement, as well as detailed attention spent in the presentation of the dish. Though many lower-class and middle-class individuals must eat their poop from toilets and plates, higher-class society members normally eat poop out of priceless diamond bowls (called "bowells" as a "fancy" term and a reference to bowell movement). Displayed below are several examples of popular poop dishes.
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  • 331052
Date
  • 2005-12-14
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  • There are many lovely dishes that can be made exclusively with poop. During the Great Poo Exchange, people discovered the great advantages of eating their excrements thanks to the (often failed) experiments in the new science of Random Crap. Successful poop cuisine preparation depends a great deal on the quality of the excrement, as well as detailed attention spent in the presentation of the dish. Though many lower-class and middle-class individuals must eat their poop from toilets and plates, higher-class society members normally eat poop out of priceless diamond bowls (called "bowells" as a "fancy" term and a reference to bowell movement). Displayed below are several examples of popular poop dishes. image:CHOCOLATE-PUDDINGPOOPOO.JPG|Square Turd surrounded by Poop Mousse image:CHOCOLATE-PUDDINGTOO.JPG|Hot Chunky Poop Pudding Image:Hpocket2.PNG|Hot Pocket Biscuits: Diarrhea in Two Minutes