| rdfs:comment | - Il V-Day (noto anche come Vaffanculo-Day) è il nomignolo con cui è conosciuta la data dell'8 settembre.
- (Title Screen Appears) (Warning Screen Appears) (Germaine types on Laptop) Foamy: Hey, what are you doing for Valentine's Day? Germaine: Fuck Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day is a load of shit. All it is is a made-up holiday that manipulates men into acting romantic for 5 minutes in order to get up a woman's skirt. Foamy: I was just wondering because... Germaine: The whole idea is just ludicrous and insulting. Then-then there's the stupid kinky gifts. Fuzzy handcuffs are not a gift. (normal scene) Germaine: Edible underwear is not a gift. (normal scene) (normal scene) Germaine: Shut up.
- V-Day, also known as "Victory over Iraq Day" or "Mission Accomplished Day", is a global holiday observed annually on May 1st. It honors our Greatest President George W. Bush's liberation of Iraq and the final defeat of the terrorists. Traditionally, the celebration involves people burning effigies of President Bush, the Burning Bush symbolizing God's orders to the President to free Iraq. Tragically, every year thousands of people each year are killed by fire and falling AK-47 bullets. However, some amount of loss of innocent life must be accepted as collateral damage for freedom.
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| abstract | - V-Day, also known as "Victory over Iraq Day" or "Mission Accomplished Day", is a global holiday observed annually on May 1st. It honors our Greatest President George W. Bush's liberation of Iraq and the final defeat of the terrorists. Traditionally, the celebration involves people burning effigies of President Bush, the Burning Bush symbolizing God's orders to the President to free Iraq. Another tradition associated with the holiday involves people painting their fingers purple, a color signifying the uniting of the world under the American Flag, purple being a combination of the colors red, white and blue. Tragically, every year thousands of people each year are killed by fire and falling AK-47 bullets. However, some amount of loss of innocent life must be accepted as collateral damage for freedom.
- (Title Screen Appears) (Warning Screen Appears) (Germaine types on Laptop) Foamy: Hey, what are you doing for Valentine's Day? Germaine: Fuck Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day is a load of shit. All it is is a made-up holiday that manipulates men into acting romantic for 5 minutes in order to get up a woman's skirt. Foamy: I was just wondering because... Germaine: The whole idea is just ludicrous and insulting. Then-then there's the stupid kinky gifts. Fuzzy handcuffs are not a gift. (scene shows Anchovie about to spank Germaine with a "Love Paddle") Germaine: This is totally inappropriate. Anchovie: Oh, be a sport will you? (normal scene) Germaine: Edible underwear is not a gift. (scene shows Anchovie chewing off Germaine's underwear) Germaine: Dude, if you're that hungry, we can go to the diner. (normal scene) Germaine: Oh, and the clothing, let's not forget the "romantic clothing." (Scene shows Germaine in revealing clothing) Germaine: Why do I get the feeling that you were only thinking of yourself when you bought this? Anchovie: That's a lie, I only have your best interests at heart. (Anchovie shoots jizz at her) Germaine: Yeah, right. (normal scene) Germaine: This whole twisted self-entitlement guys get out of Valentine Day drives me nuts. Its like just because they bought a box of chocolates, they feel they have the right to jam their cock in my ass. Screw that. I'd rather spend the $8 myself and spare myself the ass-pounding. Foamy: So, no boyfriend this year huh? Germaine: Shut up. (End Screen Appears)
- Il V-Day (noto anche come Vaffanculo-Day) è il nomignolo con cui è conosciuta la data dell'8 settembre.
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