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  • United States of Earth
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  • The very idea would have seemed laughable in 2010. Surely the Arabs would always resent the Israelis, the Armenians would never forgive the Turks, the Chinese would continue to hate the Japanese, India would perpetually distrust Pakistan, the Russians would control crime, the Poles would continue to be joked about, and the French would always feel disdain for everyone. But no, over thirty years the world began to coalesce with the beacon of freedom and democracy - the United States of America - which was nothing less than a 'working example' to lure the global population into accepting the United States of Earth. The U.S.E. being the natural refuge of terrorized humanity. With the globe as a single country, composed of country-states, there is no longer possibility of war, apart from regio
  • What if America was more than a superpower, and has lands stretching to all of the Americas, Africa and all of Earth. You might think it's crazy and implausible, but what if they do? What if its technology is far from advanced than any other country? To do that requires futuristic alien tech. Then if aliens were friendly to U.S. and despise the others somehow, how can it possibly rule that much land. If aliens were to visit the Earth, how was it to love the USA and for what. We shall see... May: June: July: August: September: October: November: December: January: March: April: June: July: September: March:
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  • 2010-11-15
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  • The very idea would have seemed laughable in 2010. Surely the Arabs would always resent the Israelis, the Armenians would never forgive the Turks, the Chinese would continue to hate the Japanese, India would perpetually distrust Pakistan, the Russians would control crime, the Poles would continue to be joked about, and the French would always feel disdain for everyone. But no, over thirty years the world began to coalesce with the beacon of freedom and democracy - the United States of America - which was nothing less than a 'working example' to lure the global population into accepting the United States of Earth. The U.S.E. being the natural refuge of terrorized humanity. With the globe as a single country, composed of country-states, there is no longer possibility of war, apart from regional outbreaks of civil strife - which are a para-military police matter. There can be no question of world war unless the USE were attacked by aliens from outer space - which proved to be the final step to clinch total global unification. The USE had long been deemed to be the ideal alternative to terrorism, insecurity, currency manipulation, nuclear proliferation, warlordism, unequal food and water distribution, human rights violations, and, of course, racism. Although the final stage was achieved when the USE planners successfully faked a Martian invasion. "Mars Attacks II" was produced by Hollywood and played-out on all media, thus uniting the Earth under a common banner. The Martians were subsequently defeated by hoards of patriotic malaria-laden kamikaze mosquitoes, and the United States of Earth was all that remained. A single planet-country full of patriots and scoundrels, just like before. But now the world's entire atomic arsenal and all branches of the military are firmly under a single, central command - everyone working together to defend the Earth's atmosphere from hostile intruders.
  • What if America was more than a superpower, and has lands stretching to all of the Americas, Africa and all of Earth. You might think it's crazy and implausible, but what if they do? What if its technology is far from advanced than any other country? To do that requires futuristic alien tech. Then if aliens were friendly to U.S. and despise the others somehow, how can it possibly rule that much land. If aliens were to visit the Earth, how was it to love the USA and for what. We shall see... After the ratification of the constitution the U.S. gets the lands east of the Mississippi River. George Washington is elected president of the U.S. British scientists saw moving objects in the night sky thinking it may be new undiscovered planets. May: A group of aliens landed in New York. The intelligence group of aliens love the taste of America's will for freedom and independence. By using advance computerized translator, the Americans were able to understand them. The aliens or Rahnians as known wanted this nation to rule the world and bring freedom to this barbarian world. They say they have been watching them over centuries ago and seen power in the east, they wanted to change that and bring power to the west. The Rahnians are able to trade technologies and help bring New York City the most advanced city in the world only if Washington agrees. At first, Washington was startled and half-conscious about this unknown alien, but when the alien leader gave them some samples of alien tech (the technology is similar to Earth at 2250 AD) Washington agrees but is still keeping an eye on them. June: Thousands of alien workers begin working on building super-nano tech made skyscrapers in New York. With micro-nanobotics, skyscrapers begin to rise 100-300 ft. within a month. In Washington D.C. grand monuments are being built while the capital building begins expanding up. Electricity sprung up within major cities across the east coast. Alien space ships send laser guns and force fields to the US military while helping the American engineers construct flying ships and naval warships of their own. July: Major technology boom occurs all over America, futuristic household tech is now common to civilians such as the refrigerator, microwave, oven, and stove. Modern cars (similar to 2020s) are selling like wildfire. Many industrial boom occurs across the country as businesses are modernized. Aliens invent nuclear fusion, and hydro plants across the country. August: The world still doesn't know about America's boom yet since many superior nations don't care about America - especially Britain. Napoleon in France starts his campaign to invade Africa by building up his army. By the middle of August, New york skyscrapers reaches 500 ft. Using nanotubes and fiber optics the skyscrapers were built even faster. Alien scientist let the Americans do the cloning device to help fill up rooms in the new skyscrapers. The US military begins using the cloning device to build up their army way faster. Slavery is completely abolished thanks to vertical farms and human-like robots to do the job. September: The aliens persuade the US to attack Canada. The British army is stunned by the vast futuristic army. Since the US army was wearing bulletproof suits and with the cloning devices and future weapons, the US annexed Canada within a week. Britain is so terrified that they began sending 20,000 troops to New York October: The Battle of New York begins when the British ships reach close to New York. The British are paralyzed as they see a glimmering city with huge buildings rising up. The troops were so stunned that they began retreating back to England. As soon as the king heard about it, he just laughed and told them they were cowards and send more troops to New York. November: The troops bravely step into the streets of New York. The first thing they see is horseless carriages roaming the streets (automobiles) and people wearing weird colorful clothes with metallic people walking by. Robot policemen shoot down most of the British troops while tanks blew up their ships. Britain ask the Iberian Empire to help and they agreed. December: Iberian troops destroy French Louisiana in a mistake of the US territory. France declares war against Iberia. American tanks and bombers bombard French Louisiana, Texas and California and force them to be annexed. Self-automated cleaners replace the need of sewage cleaning in the streets of NYC. A sewer system is built in major cities. January: Iberian troops capture all of the Caribbean Islands within a week since no one bothered to fortify them. New York skyscrapers reach 750-950 ft. high. Alien scientists and engineers help build the first satellite which will be finished within two years. American forces destroy Mexico City and surrounding towns and villages. Britain sends troops to Washington DC but was destroyed when tanks destroy them. Russia joins Britain to destroy the USA. March: Russian troops are forced out of Alaska. After seeing America's advance military tech, they declare peace. Iberian forces tries to advance to Florida but is destroyed by American infantry. April: NYC skyscrapers reach 1000-1400 ft. high. New York City expanded to today's NYC. NYC becomes the largest and most populated city in the world with a population of seven million using cloning devices. American infantry and tanks destroy the remaining Iberian forces in North America. Rahnian scientist, Radszg Huioa and Benjamin Franklin perfected the Atom bomb. June: Five atom bombs are sent in Lisbon, Madrid, London, Dublin, and one accidentally fired in Moscow. Iberia and Great Britain surrenders. All Iberian and English territories left in the Americas are annexed by the USA. Russia gave Eastern Siberia to the USA thinking the US still hates Russia. Britain is badly damaged since London fell. India and Australia fell to anarchy after Britain lost control of it. Its African territories are annexed by either France, Rhineland or Iberia. Iberia's military is so low since most soldiers gave up after the fall of their capital. Napoleon decides to attack Iberia instead of Africa since Iberia is too weak. July: Los Angeles, Las Vegas, San Diego, Seattle, San Francisco, New Mexico City, Rio de Janeiro, Buenos Aires is being rebuilt or about to be built. With the USA conquering all of the Americas and eastern Siberia, transcontinental Maglevs are being build to connect the new territories. French armies under Napoleon destroy Iberia since Iberia's troops are already weakened. All of its African territories became independent after riots occur there wanting to be free. September: NYC skyscrapers are 1450-1810 ft. high. The Metric system is invented by Franklin. Major American cities are modernized with full access to electricity. Holographic Television, smart Ads and cellular phones are becoming widespread in the USA. Rahnian space ships arrive with more robot manufacturers to boost America's economy. October: Oil, gold, and minerals are found in Alaska, Texas, and Gulf of America (OTL: Gulf of Mexico). The economic boom begins. The transcontinental Maglev is complete from NYC and LA to Buenos Aries. The Maglev uses anti-magnetic rails which would bring speeds up to 300 mph. The first subway is complete in Los Angeles. Eastern Siberia is being modernized. December: The new generation of cars (similar to 2030's) is entering the market. Cable system is widespread in automobiles and mass transit. Los Angeles skyscrapers reach 400 ft.- 720 ft. high. French armies begins to create a plan to capture Britain. New London is nearly complete. January: The USA reaches the population of one billion and growing. New drought resistant crops help support the increasing population. Pesticides are used to kill the insects that kill the crops. Solar Panels are appearing in major US cities. France sends the French Armada to destroy New London after it completed the new capital building. March: The French Armada sends settlers to found New France. London in the ruins of New London. British forces are too weak so the French got control Wales and England. Japanese Imperalists, inspired by the USA, begins war with China. April: British Redcoats are able to keep French armies out of Wales but France still has London. Japan conquers Macura and Mongolia. Chinese fleet sail to Honshu but was sunken during a Pacific storm. Napoleon begins the invasion of Rhineland. Britain's economy crumbles so bad that it is on the brink of a civil war. Russia's economy is as bad as Britain's, too. After the fall of Moscow, many nations try to secede from Russia. It's too busy dealing to keep the nation from anarchy than to relocate the capital. May: Russia collapses. It splits into three countries: New Kieven Rus, West Siberia, and Ural Federation each despising each other. Chinese armies retreat to the ruins of India. After Britain lost India, the country fell into anarchy for whoever shall rule. India split into many kingdoms. Soon war and disease killed most of them. Some survivors migrated to the surrounding countries and others stayed into tribal villages. As China moves across India Beijing is captured by the Japanese armies. With skillful and stragetic leadership, an escape Rahnian, Ghashou help Japan become victorious. June: Britain's military crumbles leading France to annex it. Austria-Hungary are becoming worried of France and USA. Many vaccines for major viruses are mass produced. French and American scientists found bacteria and creates anti-bacterial medicine and the Band-Aid. July: US Imperalists take over the government and begin building up its army. US population reaches 1.3 billion. Many riots in French Britain march up to New French London. Napoleon is promoted to first-class after defeating Rhineland. USA military creates the USS Missouri naval battleship. Rahnian government sends huge amount of gold to US to help build the buildings in LA. August: France bombard the rioters in French Britain to abolish them. NYC reaches a population of 12 million. A 2G cellular phone is invented. The Internet is born. The first satellite is launched into space much quicker than expected. GPS system replaces cable in most devices. Wi-Fi is being invented. October: USA is considered the richest, powerful, and largest nation on Earth. British subjects are angry that the USA became a world hyperpower within a couple years while Britain took centuries. December: British spies secretly sail to NYC to learn the secret to the US's success. France who still rules over Britain found out about it and told the US. 15 US satellites are launched to help with communications. GPS cellular phones are entering the market. US bombers destroy the British spy ship without the Britain spy agency to know about it. Vaccines were spread around the globe to stop the spread of the decease. January: Rahnians build lightweight nanotubes to help support the NYC and LA skyscrapers. NYC skyscrapers reach 2000 - 2500 ft. high. while LA buildings reach up to 1200 ft. high. Wind farms and solar panels are built on top of some finished skyscrapers. Maglevs are use for transportation in NYC, LA, Buenos Aires, Rio de Janeiro, Toronto, Anchorage, and Seattle. February: The United States Space Corporation, or USSC is established. America lands a man, John Adams on the moon. US declares war on Japan for insulting and firing at a carrier. Desalinization plants are built all across the west and east coast of the US to deal with water shortages. A hurricane nearly hits Miami and the city is spared. March: The US army and Rahnian troops launch an atom bomb in Kyoto. The new capital is moved to Tokyo. Ghashou and his troops begin the invasion of American Siberia. George Washington wanted to visit Rahn, but the Rahnians told him it would not be safe which leads to a suspicion of why they came here.