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  • Titshugger Penishead McFucknutter
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  • Titshugger was born into a wealthy suburban family by his parents Edna and Timothy Jones, a couple of the most esteemed judges in the state. In his autobiography, Titshugger recounts that—despite his lavish pampering, a daily diet of only the finest cuisine, and a substantially filled harem— his parents were "the most reptilian, cruel bastards to ever grace the Earth since Hitler and Pol Pot themselves." It is speculated that Titshugger held this belief due in part to his parents' decision to name him Titshugger Penishead McFucknutter.
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  • 2836543
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  • 2008-03-16
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  • Titshugger was born into a wealthy suburban family by his parents Edna and Timothy Jones, a couple of the most esteemed judges in the state. In his autobiography, Titshugger recounts that—despite his lavish pampering, a daily diet of only the finest cuisine, and a substantially filled harem— his parents were "the most reptilian, cruel bastards to ever grace the Earth since Hitler and Pol Pot themselves." It is speculated that Titshugger held this belief due in part to his parents' decision to name him Titshugger Penishead McFucknutter.