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  • War of 2012
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  • The War of 2012 was a war that wanted to be cool like the War of 1812. It did this by trying to end the world. The war was fought by Hitler's clone against UnAmerica. The war resulted in no casualties, but about $5,367,193,195.35 worth of damage was caused. Ironically, the damage was not caused by the fighting, but by random lunatics running through the street screaming about the world ending.
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End
  • 2012-12-22
Name
  • War of 2012
Begin
  • 2012-12-21
Commanders
  • *President Obama **Raymond T. Odierno
  • *Hitler's clone **Tommy Pickles **John Trevolta **Samuel Westing
Battles
  • *Siege of UnAmerica *Battle of Germany *Complete Capture of UnAmerica *Cause of the End of the World
Result
  • End of the World
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  • yes
Place
  • *UnAmerica *Germany
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  • The War of 2012 was a war that wanted to be cool like the War of 1812. It did this by trying to end the world. The war was fought by Hitler's clone against UnAmerica. The war resulted in no casualties, but about $5,367,193,195.35 worth of damage was caused. Ironically, the damage was not caused by the fighting, but by random lunatics running through the street screaming about the world ending.