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  • Clueless Morgan
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  • Clueless Morgan is a pirate goat who appeared in Muppet Treasure Island as one of three minor antagonists. Along with Polly Lobster and Mad Monty, Clueless is one of the principal mutineers, as part of Long John Silver's plot to take over the Hispaniola. However, Clueless is the most naive of the group; as suggested by his name, he often seems unaware of the ramifications of his villainous deeds. He is a poor swordsman, hitting his own allies with his sword and surrendering when the same pirate he hits is defeated. He is later beaten up by the other pirates when he believes they learnt a valuable lesson when defeated.
  • Clueless Morgan is a pirate goat who first appeared in Muppet Treasure Island in 1996. Along with Bad Polly and Mad Monty, Clueless is one of the principal mutineers, as part of Long John Silver's plot to take over the Hispaniola. However, Clueless is the most naive of the group; as suggested by his name, he often seems unaware of the ramifications of his villainous deeds. He is a poor swordsman, striking his own allies and surrendering when the same pirate he hits is defeated. He is later beaten up by the other pirates when he believes they learned a valuable lesson when defeated.
  • Clueless Morgan is a Muppet goat who first appeared as the tertiary antagonist in Muppet Treasure Island in 1996, along with fellow pirates Polly Lobster and Mad Monty. Clueless is one of the principal mutineers as part of Long John Silver's plot to take over the Hispaniola. However, Clueless is the most naive of the group; as suggested by his name, he often seems unaware of the ramifications of his villainous deeds. He is a poor swordsman, striking his own allies and surrendering when the same pirate he hits is defeated. He is later beaten up by the other pirates when he believes they learned a valuable lesson when defeated.
Alliance
  • With Long John Silver and the other pirates
Goal
  • To find Flint's treasure
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Dislikes
  • Looking stupid in front of everyone
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  • builder
  • designer
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Likes
  • Gold
Design
Appearance
  • A goat with a pierced ear and a horn wrappped
Actor
Name
  • Clueless Morgan
Personality
  • Stupid
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Shows
  • Muppets Tonight
  • "The Muppets"
Fate
  • Gets arrested with the other pirates.
Weapons
  • Sword
Enemies
  • Jim Hawkins, Kermit the Frog/Captain Abraham Smollet, Sam the Eagle/Samuel Arrow, Gonzo, Rizzo the Rat, Miss Piggy/Benjimina Gunn, Fozzie Bear/Squire Trewlaney
Performer
Powers
  • None
Occupation
  • Pirate.
Debut
  • 1996
Films
  • Muppet Treasure Island Muppets Most Wanted
Friends
  • Polly Lobster, Mad Monty, Long John Silver, other pirates, Mr. Callahan
Quote
  • "Huh?"
  • "I got a lovely recipe for blackened rat."
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  • Clueless Morgan is a pirate goat who first appeared in Muppet Treasure Island in 1996. Along with Bad Polly and Mad Monty, Clueless is one of the principal mutineers, as part of Long John Silver's plot to take over the Hispaniola. However, Clueless is the most naive of the group; as suggested by his name, he often seems unaware of the ramifications of his villainous deeds. He is a poor swordsman, striking his own allies and surrendering when the same pirate he hits is defeated. He is later beaten up by the other pirates when he believes they learned a valuable lesson when defeated. Clueless Morgan was also featured in several UK Spots on Muppets Tonight with his Muppet Treasure Island co-star, Polly Lobster. In these skits, the pair work as bartenders seen through the eyes of Mr. Callahan, and Clueless displays his singing ability. He has also appeared in the Muppet Snow White comic book as a bouncer at a nightclub alongside his old cast mates Bad Polly and Mad Monty. According to Clueless Morgan's puppeteer Bill Barretta, part of the reason that Clueless has not been used in any productions since Muppets Tonight is that the puppet went missing. Barretta added to this comment, "If anyone out there has seen him, please ask him to call home. His family misses him." As of 2015, the puppet has since been found and is on display at the Center for Puppetry Arts as part of their permanent Worlds of Puppetry exhibit. According to The Muppets Character Encyclopedia, Clueless Morgan's real name is Dimwit C. Morgan (the C stands for "Chucklehead"). Clueless Morgan made an appearance in the 2017 novel Muppets Meet the Classics: The Phantom of the Opera.
  • Clueless Morgan is a pirate goat who appeared in Muppet Treasure Island as one of three minor antagonists. Along with Polly Lobster and Mad Monty, Clueless is one of the principal mutineers, as part of Long John Silver's plot to take over the Hispaniola. However, Clueless is the most naive of the group; as suggested by his name, he often seems unaware of the ramifications of his villainous deeds. He is a poor swordsman, hitting his own allies with his sword and surrendering when the same pirate he hits is defeated. He is later beaten up by the other pirates when he believes they learnt a valuable lesson when defeated.
  • Clueless Morgan is a Muppet goat who first appeared as the tertiary antagonist in Muppet Treasure Island in 1996, along with fellow pirates Polly Lobster and Mad Monty. Clueless is one of the principal mutineers as part of Long John Silver's plot to take over the Hispaniola. However, Clueless is the most naive of the group; as suggested by his name, he often seems unaware of the ramifications of his villainous deeds. He is a poor swordsman, striking his own allies and surrendering when the same pirate he hits is defeated. He is later beaten up by the other pirates when he believes they learned a valuable lesson when defeated. Clueless Morgan was also featured in several UK Spots on Muppets Tonight with his Muppet Treasure Island co-star Polly. In these skits, the pair work as bartenders seen through the eyes of Mr. Callahan and Clueless displays his singing abilities. He has most recently appeared in the Muppet Snow White comic book as a bouncer at a nightclub alongside his old castmates Polly and Mad Monty. Clueless Morgan appears as a Gulag 38B in Muppets Most Wanted. According to Clueless Morgan's puppeteer Bill Barretta, part of the reason that Clueless has not been used in any productions since Muppets Tonight is that the puppet has gone missing. Barretta added to this comment, "If anyone out there has seen him, please ask him to call home. His family misses him."