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  • Caltech
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  • The California Institute of Pyrotechnology, also known as Caltech or occasionally Calpyro, is a college in southern Suburbia. It is well-known for its entirely non-human population. It is one of the worst places known to man and is MIT's pimp. It's also unbearably emo.
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campus
Country
Name
  • California Institute of Pyrotechnology
Type
undergrad
  • 1337
postgrad
  • 1337
endowment
  • One dollar
Established
  • 1891
postgrad label
  • graduate
State
City
Motto
  • Arbeit macht frei.
faculty
  • 12
Mascot
abstract
  • The California Institute of Pyrotechnology, also known as Caltech or occasionally Calpyro, is a college in southern Suburbia. It is well-known for its entirely non-human population. It is one of the worst places known to man and is MIT's pimp. It's also unbearably emo.