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| rdfs:comment | - Colored People's Time (CPT) is the official time zone of African Americans. Colored People's Time was invented by black people in Detroit, who felt lazy and just didn't give a damn about showing up on time anymore. Colored People's Time was successful, and gave them more time to do stuff like blasting music from their apartment and eating fried chicken. It is currently followed by millions of colored people, and their wannabes, whether they intend to or not. Even though it isn't officially recognized by the United States government, millions of black people have been petitioning for it to be, claiming the government's ignorance of Colored People's Time is racist. UPN schedules its shows in CP Time to target more African-American viewers. [1]
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| abstract | - Colored People's Time (CPT) is the official time zone of African Americans. Colored People's Time was invented by black people in Detroit, who felt lazy and just didn't give a damn about showing up on time anymore. Colored People's Time was successful, and gave them more time to do stuff like blasting music from their apartment and eating fried chicken. It is currently followed by millions of colored people, and their wannabes, whether they intend to or not. Even though it isn't officially recognized by the United States government, millions of black people have been petitioning for it to be, claiming the government's ignorance of Colored People's Time is racist. UPN schedules its shows in CP Time to target more African-American viewers. [1]
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