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  • Eating Glass, Crapping Blood And Not Giving A Damn
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  • Chapter 1: My Mother was a Whore and my Father Smelt of Elderberries Darth Animal explains his birth and why he really killed his mother: because she was a "nasty, rotten whore that had it coming." Chapter 2: Eating Disorder, Schmeating Disorder Animal talks about his supposed eating disorder, stating, "sure, I might have a little bit of a problem trying to not eat another person. But does that make me less of a Madclaw!? No, of course it doesn't. It makes me a better one."
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  • Eating Glass, Crapping Blood And Not Giving A Damn.
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  • Hardcover
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Canon
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  • Genco Oil
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  • eBay
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  • Chapter 1: My Mother was a Whore and my Father Smelt of Elderberries Darth Animal explains his birth and why he really killed his mother: because she was a "nasty, rotten whore that had it coming." Chapter 2: Eating Disorder, Schmeating Disorder Animal talks about his supposed eating disorder, stating, "sure, I might have a little bit of a problem trying to not eat another person. But does that make me less of a Madclaw!? No, of course it doesn't. It makes me a better one." Chapter 3: Killing Deez Nuts Darth Animal goes on to explain about the killing of his "grandfather", Dr. Dick-Smith Deez Nuts and how it affected him emotionally. He also explains why after the encounter with Deez Nuts, he began loosing trust in his Sith Master, Darth Elmo. Chapter 5: Oh Wait, Shouldn't This Be Chapter 4? Darth Animal goes into discussion about his frequent memory-loss stemming from his use of Force disco during the Twi'lek Purge. The Force power was powerful enough to cause Animal's mind to decay. During the development of this chapter, Animal blacked out. The very next day, he found himself in bed with an unknown MANDALORIAN female. Nine months later, she gave birth to a healthy baby boy. Chapter 5: The Real Chapter 5 Animal questions whether this chapter should be "Chapter 5" or not. Half-way through writing it, he blacked out yet again. Again, the next day he found himself in bed with another MANDALORIAN, this one male. At this point he gave up and destroyed the planet that had the manu-script on it.