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- —ck from our music break, we'll do our weekly segment "Tuesday Update with Researcher James," where we bring everyone's favorite researcher live on-air to discuss the, uh, goings-on around the Foundation. We'll be back with Toone and Ames in the Evening after this special request, straight from…let's see…the janitorial staff at Site 382! Representing the outskirts of Seoul, we'll be back after this on your station, 98.3, WSCP. Isun ganeul neukkyeobwa highlight, hi-hi-highlight, jigeum buteo michyeo bwa highlight, hi-hi-highlight Gati gati ttwiyeo bwa ma eum daero jeulgyeo bwa, take it all, take it all, hi-highlight Magazine tabil myeoneul jang shikhal spotlight, geu torok cham barae wateon 4minute time On mome jeonyuri jjaritae teon feeling, imi naneun algo iji the fantasy Naega naega naega naega queen of fashion, naega naega naega naega queen of motion Ije buteo nareulbwa naege nuneul ttejima, coming, coming, coming geudaero Isun ganeul neukkyeobwa highlight, hi-hi-highlight, jigeum buteo michyeo bwa highlight, hi-hi-highlight Gati gati ttwiyeo bwa ma eum daero jeulgyeo bwa, take it all, take it all, hi-highlight Neol saro jabeul holic, holic, holic, neol yuhokha neun holic, holic, holic I make you crazy now ( deo nopi ollaga) you make me crazy now, just want it up, up, up, up now Drawing, drawing sang sang motal neol hyanghan strike, ije buteo shijagiya 4minute time Tteugeo un nae show time, bultaneun nae soul live, ije modu heundeureo bwa hit to the beat Naega naega naega naega queen of fashion, naega naega naega naega queen of motion Ije buteo nareulbwa naege nuneul ttejima, coming, coming, coming geudaero Isun ganeul neukkyeobwa highlight, hi-hi-highlight, jigeum buteo michyeo bwa highlight, hi-hi-highlight Gati gati ttwiyeo bwa ma eum daero jeulgyeo bwa, take it all, take it all, hi-highlight Jigeum buteo naye highlight, dubeon dashi eopneun soul fight Nae mom jiseun slow, slow nae shim jangeun stop, stop Pyeong sowa neun dalla now, isun gan keep it right Cheo eum buteo kkeu kkajida nun ttejima keep your eyes 4, 3, 2, 1, action Isun ganeul neukkyeobwa highlight, hi-hi-highlight, jigeum buteo michyeo bwa highlight, hi-hi-highlight Gati gati ttwiyeo bwa ma eum daero jeulgyeo bwa, take it all, take it all, hi-highlight Neol saro jabeul holic, holic, holic, neol yuhokha neun holic, holic, holic I make you crazy now (deo nopi ollaga) you make me crazy now, just want it up, up, up, up now (fade) Okay okay okay, we're back. Coming off of that hit, "Highlight," by the Korean pop band 4minute, we have our weekly chat with Researcher James. Toone, do we have James on the phone yet? No? Well, I'm sure the little guy's having trouble with his fifth-grade math homework. Heh, heh. In the meantime, we've got the best news the Overseers pay us to allow you to know, only several hours after it hits the intranet: this is Foundation World News Report! theme song: orchestrals, sound of telegraph Okay, first off the wire, from Site 55, we have the interesting story of one Researcher Torres, whose recent demotion to Level 1 couldn't have come as much of a shock to her. Seems that Torres was a bit of a prankster and decided that she was going to have a little fun with some fellow Foundation personnel and a couple of instances of SCP-531. Torres sets up two of the little cat statues outside of the Site breakroom on remote-controllable rotating platforms, and held onto the remote for herself. Security footage (which is pretty hilarious, just so we're being honest here) shows four hours of the same people walking up to the breakroom to get coffee, stopping in the doorway, and turning around. The distraction effect from 531 had some interesting side effects; personnel turning around, walking into one another, turning back, trying again, turning back, ad infinitum. Then, when 55 had a Euclid containment breach…and the only way to the Euclid wing was through the breakroom…Needless to say, two Mobile Task Forces were startled from their lunches and Researcher Torres is going to get some good experience with a mop. (rimshot sound) All right, settle down, settle down. A few other quick reports. Seismographs reported some earthquakes in Arizona, outside of a predictable seismic area. Transportation snafus have delayed all personnel transfers from Site 40 in Pennsylvania, so if you're on third shift and waiting on relief from Lancaster, you better put on another pot of coffee. The Mennonite cavalry will not be coming to your rescue, I'm afraid. (opening to "Amish Paradise" begins) A couple more pieces; food resupply to Site 17 has been delayed by — whoops, getting some blackboxes here. Bust out the emergency rations and say your daily prayer to Saint Bowdler of the Expunged Order of Redaction. A couple of blackouts in New Mexico have cut off communications with Research Site Beta-23; Our Lady of the Overwatch says cell towers are down, higher-ups have access to black comm channels but regular communications out are going to take a little while. In honor of all you beautiful Anabaptists stuck in traffic in Site 40, here's Weird Al.
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- Re: (read as リターン; Return) is Tanaka Reina's sixth solo photobook. It was released on February 27, 2008.
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