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  • Darth Evil
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  • Darth Evil was the darkest, most evilest Sith ever. And she didn't have to destroy planets or kill anyone either.(If you continue reading,You will have a Kriffing huge boner) One of the greatest (in terms of eviltude) Sith of all time, Darth Evil was a woman. And not just any woman, the woman of your dreams, and mine, and everyone else's. She was a woman of such extreme hotness and passion that even someone as sexually ambiguous as C-3PO would be completely overwhelmed by mad, umm... relational urges at the very sight of her. And that was her thing, she was smart, gorgeous and perfect in every way but she never put out. Not to anyone But....We don't know who yet (Hopefully it's me!). Not ever. Such was the greatness of her evil.
Era
  • Every one
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Apprentices
  • Just about everyone in the Galaxy
Cyber
  • All natural
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Eyes
  • She was looking at Me!
Affiliation
Hair
  • Perfect
Height
  • Petite yet long legged
Species
  • Whatever you want, baby
Homeworld
  • Venus
Gender
  • Female, so very female
Death
  • Never
Masters
  • Herself
Birth
  • It was before your time
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  • Darth Evil was the darkest, most evilest Sith ever. And she didn't have to destroy planets or kill anyone either.(If you continue reading,You will have a Kriffing huge boner) One of the greatest (in terms of eviltude) Sith of all time, Darth Evil was a woman. And not just any woman, the woman of your dreams, and mine, and everyone else's. She was a woman of such extreme hotness and passion that even someone as sexually ambiguous as C-3PO would be completely overwhelmed by mad, umm... relational urges at the very sight of her. And that was her thing, she was smart, gorgeous and perfect in every way but she never put out. Not to anyone But....We don't know who yet (Hopefully it's me!). Not ever. Such was the greatness of her evil. Legend says that she would appear to anyone as the very realization of their most coveted fantasy, and play out a whole fairy tale for you, without the 'happy ending'. Many Jedi came over to the Dark Side sheerly out of the emotional stress of meeting her. Many Sith have destroyed planets just at the sight of her. Did I mention she was evil? Anyway, legend also has it that she could not die (even death was afraid to come near her), so she might still be around today. That girl next door who likes you? Could be her so watch out... Born before time even existed, as the story goes, she created the universe through her complete evil. Then, leaving the rest of the work to some unknown named Kyle Katarn, she founded the Sith Order, a group of less awesome (but still awesome) people dedicated to evil. There was a member of the Galactic House of Lords (strangely a lady) that started a religion known as the Female Equality Manifesto (FEM), with her as the sole deity. It has carried on through the lines of hot female Sith ever since. Darth Evil clearly exists in the minds of all Darthipedians and editors of any fan wiki. What those cannot have, they create in their minds, and sure I'd fucking destroy a planet for her too. Once you have started down the Darth path, forever will she dominate your destiny, . Yes, you are doomed to pine for her until the day Tatooine freezes solid and Hoth has tropical beaches. Why? Because you are cursed by her even though she doesn't know you, the extent of her evil is so great. It happens to all Darthipedians. Except for Female Darthipedians, and we all know those are just urban legends. You see, a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, the original leaders of Darthipedia dared cross her. Leave it to them to make a crappy wiki. Having zero tolerance for crappy articles, Lady Evil and her disciples set out to create some good articles and destroy the crappy ones (but how many articles would this wiki have if they did?). No one had much of a problem with this, but it was difficult for the FEMs and the Darthipedians to exist in harmony. Finally in an all-out duel the FEMs gained control of the wiki, but later lost it thanks to the oh-so-heroic efforts of the Darthipedians. So now Darth Evil put a curse on everyone on this wiki who has been here for more than two weeks. If you have there is no hope. If you haven't than it isn't too late... what the hell are you doing on this wiki anyway? If you have the courage to scroll down, then do so. Those without the courage will experience vomiting, nausea, or extreme hair loss. Now who wants to read this article? All two of you? Okay. Then scroll down the page, , and be prepared to stomach the evilness of it all...just make sure you leave your will with me...
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