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  • : Peter: [on the phone] I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want, but I have a very particular lack of skills. I will never be able to find you. But what I do have is two dollars and a Casio wristwatch. You can have one of them. ---- :Stewie: What the hell? :[is captured and is dragged into a room] :Brian: Stewie! ---- :GPS: Back up dangerously into traffic. :[backs up into busy street] :GPS: Proceed wrong way down busy street for 500 meters. :[does so] :GPS: Say "Hang on" and drive down staircase. :Brian: Hang on! :[drives down wide staircase] :GPS: poorly edited shot where driver is obviously stunt person. :[Brian is replaced with man with a stunt helmet. Brian and Stewie reach a bridge, then jump down onto the yacht] :GPS: Leave fart in closed car like a dick. :Brian: Sorry about that! ---- :Stewie: Alright, they're probably holding her below deck. You take the right side, I'll take the left. You're gonna need this. :[hands Brian silenced pistol] :Brian: What? I...I...I never killed anybody before! :Stewie: Relax, they're Arabs, people will still be rooting for you. ---- :Peter: Sometimes I do part-time jobs for extra cash. :[Cut to Peter in a tuxedo at a restaurant walking up to a romantic couple on a dinner date with a violin.] :Peter: Gimme money gimme money gimme money gimme money gimme money... ---- :Peter: I've never been good at saying good-be. Good-be, Meg. ---- :[Stewie plays the tape of Brian on the phone] :Woman: Hello, Fundamental Industries. How can I help you? :Brian: Yeah... Uh... Is this... Is this Bang Brothers? :Woman: Yes. :Brian: Oh, okay. I-I'd like to cancel my subscription. :Woman: Uh, what's your name? :Brian: Brian Griffin. :Woman: And which site did you belong to? :Brian: Uh, Captain Stabbin'. :Woman: And how are you spelling that? :Brian: Uh... Um, Captain, full word, then Stabbin', S-T-A-B-B-I-N-Apostrophe. :Woman: Okay, I'm checking. :Brian: You know, instead of a G at the end. :Woman: I'm sorry sir, I'm not finding that site. Uh, what was the subject matter? :Brian: Um, uh... A guy doing chicks on a boat in a, uh, a captain's hat. :Woman: Okay, I'm checking. :Brian: The uh... The passengers had just signed up for a tour of the harbor, and um... And all that stuff happened. ---- :Meg: I'll be right back. I've been holding a dump since America.
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