PropertyValue
rdfs:label
  • Unreal Estate
  • UnReal Estate
rdfs:comment
  • Unreal Estate is an episode from the sixth season of Garfield and Friends.
  • Side B 1. * Falling Down on New Jersey 2. * Absent Hosts 3. * Compound Interest 4. * Honor the Dreamers 5. * Two Hundred Years On 6. * Dream Ship 7. * Helva's Song
  • Pillz-E: Good day to you, madam. Today, I have for you the deal of a lifetime. Germaine: Oh, do you? Pillz-E: I sure do. You look to me like a lady who could use more space—an area where you can really spread out. Germaine: I could, actually. Pillz-E: Tired of apartment life? Want to own your own home? Now you too can relive the American dream. Germaine: Dude, I’m an unemployed, overweight, cocksucking poet with no money. I can’t afford a home. Pillz-E: Well, most people can’t afford real estate. Pillz-E: However, I sell to you now, unreal estate, at a fraction of the price of actual property.
owl:sameAs
dcterms:subject
dbkwik:spongebob/property/wikiPageUsesTemplate
IMDB
  • 8.800000
Date
  • 2017-07-18
IMDBreviews
  • 34
TVvotes
  • 1
dbkwik:garfield/property/wikiPageUsesTemplate
TV
  • 9.500000
abstract
  • Unreal Estate is an episode from the sixth season of Garfield and Friends.
  • Side B 1. * Falling Down on New Jersey 2. * Absent Hosts 3. * Compound Interest 4. * Honor the Dreamers 5. * Two Hundred Years On 6. * Dream Ship 7. * Helva's Song
  • Pillz-E: Good day to you, madam. Today, I have for you the deal of a lifetime. Germaine: Oh, do you? Pillz-E: I sure do. You look to me like a lady who could use more space—an area where you can really spread out. Germaine: I could, actually. Pillz-E: Tired of apartment life? Want to own your own home? Now you too can relive the American dream. Germaine: Dude, I’m an unemployed, overweight, cocksucking poet with no money. I can’t afford a home. Pillz-E: Well, most people can’t afford real estate. Pillz-E: However, I sell to you now, unreal estate, at a fraction of the price of actual property. Germaine: Unreal estate? Pillz-E: Imagine the house of your dreams, and I can make it an unreality. Just close your eyes and picture it. Eighteen swimming pools? Not a problem! Pillz-E: Two hundred and fifty thousand square foot bedrooms? It’s yours. Pesky neighbours bothering you? Go for the alligator moat package. Moat package. Pillz-E: I will toss an alligator for free. Germaine: A moat with alligators would be pretty cool. Pillz-E: And it’s all within your reach for a nominal fee of only three dollars. Germaine: And where exactly is this unreal estate? Pillz-E: In your mind. Germaine: So, you expect me to give you three dollars for a dream home that’s in my head? Pillz-E: Is three dollars really too much to ask for a home this grand? Germaine: You know, if you wanted three dollars, you could’ve just asked. Germaine: You didn’t need to go through this whole elaborate scheme. Pillz-E: Hey, if you don’t want it, I have another lovely couple from New England who are more than interested in-in purchasing it. Pillz-E: Of course, if you’d like to give me the deposit of fifty cents, that would hold your spot as first in line for this fine property. Germaine: You really should get a job on Wall Street. Pillz-E: I sometimes over-insure my unreal estate and then burn it down. Pillz-E: (singing) You can have the home of your dreams. You just keep on dreaming.