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  • Wet Towel Policy
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  • Confidence man Bezz Buzzard is looking for a fresh sucker to swindle. Looking off in the distance, Bezz sees a happy-go-lucky Candy Candpecker, minding her own business while whistling down the street. The cunning buzzard quickly assembles a makeshift insurance office and greases the sidewalk, causing Candy to slide directly through the front door. She then tries to convince Candy that she needs an insurance policy. Bezz tells Candy that "One never knows when a little accident might prove fatal." Candy is then bamboozled into signing a policy; with the fine print clearly stating that it'll pay Buzz $10,000 in case of "accidental" death. However, Candy soon realizes what's going on and challenges him to try to carry out her plan, mocking him by saying "If you think you're going to bump ME o
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  • Confidence man Bezz Buzzard is looking for a fresh sucker to swindle. Looking off in the distance, Bezz sees a happy-go-lucky Candy Candpecker, minding her own business while whistling down the street. The cunning buzzard quickly assembles a makeshift insurance office and greases the sidewalk, causing Candy to slide directly through the front door. She then tries to convince Candy that she needs an insurance policy. Bezz tells Candy that "One never knows when a little accident might prove fatal." Candy is then bamboozled into signing a policy; with the fine print clearly stating that it'll pay Buzz $10,000 in case of "accidental" death. However, Candy soon realizes what's going on and challenges him to try to carry out her plan, mocking him by saying "If you think you're going to bump ME off...you're crazy! Anytime you can get $10,000 from me, it'll be over my dead body, you bad ol' buzzard!" Bezz then tries his best to kill Candy so he can collect, resulting in a battle of wits between them, only to have the tables turned on him when Candace knocks him into a pit full of alligators. As Buzz flees from his attackers (Woody and the gators), screaming into the distance, Candace laughs and tears up the policy.