| rdfs:comment | - Little is known about the history of the group. The earliest recorded mention was in a 1973 book titled 1001 Stupid (but true) Student Theories, published by two enteupenurial college students. The book claims that, "Our teachers are always trippin'. One sec, they're here, then they're gone for fifteen minutes, then they're back, often with what look like claw gashes across their faces, almost as if they're in some sort of 'Time Force Defense League' or something. Most people don't seem to notice but me and Jake [the book's co-author] started gettin' the heebie-jeebies."
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| abstract | - Little is known about the history of the group. The earliest recorded mention was in a 1973 book titled 1001 Stupid (but true) Student Theories, published by two enteupenurial college students. The book claims that, "Our teachers are always trippin'. One sec, they're here, then they're gone for fifteen minutes, then they're back, often with what look like claw gashes across their faces, almost as if they're in some sort of 'Time Force Defense League' or something. Most people don't seem to notice but me and Jake [the book's co-author] started gettin' the heebie-jeebies." The myth was met with little support. Needless to say, the book's co-authors, Jake Willis and Joburt Yanly, went missing two days later. Their bodies later turned up, grusomely split apart and distributed in Arby's Chili Cups. Police were befuddled. Some myths have come to pass about the group's beginnings, but the most prominent seems to be that, while giving an H-Bomb 'duck and cover' talk in the mid-1950s, a dinosaur popped thru a rift in space and time and ate three of the students. The teacher retaliated by fighting the dinosaur in hand-to-dinousaur-hand combat until the dinosaur was dead. (As a historical sidenote, duck and cover actually served the schoolchildren well in this situation, as otherwise, they would have been smooshed by the fat dinosaur.)
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