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| rdfs:comment | - Michael Bluth attends the online college University of Phoenix. In Arrested Development the university's mascot is the Tiger Icons.
- The "University" of Phoenix at Phoenix (UOP,University of Phoenix or simply Phoeniggas) is the flagship university of the University of Phoenix system and the original ghetto-ivy. Founded by Jerry Springer-watching entrepreneur Albert P. Phoenix in 1869, it offers comprehensive studies in underwater basket weaving, real-estate bubbling, and food stamping. Its endowment currently stands at $3.02 billion mostly made up from donations from currently-attending students through the federal loans they probably shouldn't be obtaining anyways. An entirely for-profit scheme, it actually produces negative intellectual value and Maury Povich-watching-ready graduates through its "hands off" approach to academics reminiscent to the one used by its peer institution, Westwood College.
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| abstract | - The "University" of Phoenix at Phoenix (UOP,University of Phoenix or simply Phoeniggas) is the flagship university of the University of Phoenix system and the original ghetto-ivy. Founded by Jerry Springer-watching entrepreneur Albert P. Phoenix in 1869, it offers comprehensive studies in underwater basket weaving, real-estate bubbling, and food stamping. Its endowment currently stands at $3.02 billion mostly made up from donations from currently-attending students through the federal loans they probably shouldn't be obtaining anyways. An entirely for-profit scheme, it actually produces negative intellectual value and Maury Povich-watching-ready graduates through its "hands off" approach to academics reminiscent to the one used by its peer institution, Westwood College. The University of Phoenix is a pet name given to a loosely-knit global network of thieves masquerading as real academic administrators. These people don't know shit about academics or higher learning, but that won't stop them from taking your money. A degree costs just $65,000,000 USD and can be obtained from vending machines at local airports or nightclubs (don't forget your credit card!).
- Michael Bluth attends the online college University of Phoenix. In Arrested Development the university's mascot is the Tiger Icons.
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