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  • Windows Key
  • Windows key
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  • Historically, the addition of two Windows keys and a menu key marked the beginning of the Bill Gates-era. Initially, the new keyboards were called "Windows keyboards" but this faded once people realized Bill Gates was in league with Evil Jesus and your mom. On Linux machines the logo is burned off the key with a lit cigarette and then the key is removed with a special purpose penguin bone and mailed back to Bill Gates. Also, on newer keyboards there is a circle around this key, possibly to prevent it from spreading to other keys.
  • The Windows Key (also known as Windows key, start key, logo key, flag key or flag) Is A Key Used In Windows Keyboards
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  • Historically, the addition of two Windows keys and a menu key marked the beginning of the Bill Gates-era. Initially, the new keyboards were called "Windows keyboards" but this faded once people realized Bill Gates was in league with Evil Jesus and your mom. On Linux machines the logo is burned off the key with a lit cigarette and then the key is removed with a special purpose penguin bone and mailed back to Bill Gates. Also, on newer keyboards there is a circle around this key, possibly to prevent it from spreading to other keys.
  • The Windows Key (also known as Windows key, start key, logo key, flag key or flag) Is A Key Used In Windows Keyboards