About: dbkwik:resource/8BXptmM5ZApTxmXlLLgqUA==

Property	Value
rdf:type	Character
rdfs:label	Mr. Dink
rdfs:comment	Mr. Dink is a member of the Barney Bunch. Despite many claims by Doug Funnie being the true faggot of Bluffington, Mr. Dink is the true faggot of Bluffington. Mr. Dink is also a motherfucking pedophile and he fucks Doug Funnie and Skeeter Valentine in the ass every single day, and they obviously enjoy it. He also spends a lot of his money on very expensive things, mostly extremely valuable dildis that are plated in gold and diamonds.
dcterms:subject	Stubs 1950s Births Secondary Characters
Marital	Formerly to Ms. Dink
Birthplace	Bluffington
Relatives	N/A
Eyes	Black
Deathplace	N/A
Affiliation	Barney Bunch
Name	Mr. Dink
Birthdate	Febuary 14, 1959
Species	Human
Deathdate	N/A
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Gender	Male
ImageCaption	VERY EXPENSIVE, DOUGLAS!
abstract	Mr. Dink is a member of the Barney Bunch. Despite many claims by Doug Funnie being the true faggot of Bluffington, Mr. Dink is the true faggot of Bluffington. Mr. Dink is also a motherfucking pedophile and he fucks Doug Funnie and Skeeter Valentine in the ass every single day, and they obviously enjoy it. He also spends a lot of his money on very expensive things, mostly extremely valuable dildis that are plated in gold and diamonds.