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  • Download Festival
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  • The tragic appearance of Harry Potter and his evil band of emo kids hellbent on disrupting the festival with their depressing music and sad poetry occurred during the final twenty-four hours of the festival. The Pope was forced to use the Dark Side to repel the emo kids and their leader Mr Potter. Although Harry was defeated, the damage was extensive, with over 3000 Christians turned emo. Jesus described the event as "sitting down and crying". Thankfully, those effected were converted back to Christianity, with the exception of Tom Cruise who accepted treatment from the Scientologists.
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  • The tragic appearance of Harry Potter and his evil band of emo kids hellbent on disrupting the festival with their depressing music and sad poetry occurred during the final twenty-four hours of the festival. The Pope was forced to use the Dark Side to repel the emo kids and their leader Mr Potter. Although Harry was defeated, the damage was extensive, with over 3000 Christians turned emo. Jesus described the event as "sitting down and crying". Thankfully, those effected were converted back to Christianity, with the exception of Tom Cruise who accepted treatment from the Scientologists.
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