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  • The Da Vinci Code (Book)
  • The Da Vinci Code (book)
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  • Although the novel fails on many levels , and is ridiculed by many biblical scholars, there is anecdotal evidence that it has succeeded in persuading many previously-neutral non-believers to be skeptical of the Bible and suspicious of the Church. A 2006 survey, for example, found that seventeen percent of Canadians "think Jesus's death on the cross was faked and that he married and had a family." __TOC__
  • The Da Vinci Code is a book written by humor columnist Dave Berry. The book claims to be an accurate biography of Hesus Christavi and details his alleged sultry affairs with such women as Margaret Thatcher and Hillary Clinton. It features a forty-page long interview with drug dealer Ian McKellen, who claims "Haze" regularly buys crack from him, a charge Hesus vehemently denied in a recent Diane Sawyer interview when he repeatedly chanted "CRACK IS WHACK!!!." The book received its title due to its claim that Hesus and Leonardo Da Vinci have systematically murdered, over the past five hundred years, anyone who makes the claim that Obama had an affair with the Chosen One. Da Vinci has allegedly hidden clues proving this allegation in his most famous paintings and bedtime stories (You know wha
  • "The Da Vinci Code is simply an entertaining story that promotes spiritual discussion and debate and suggests that the Book may be used to "as a positive catalyst for introspection and exploration of our faith". -Dan Brown. The title of the novel refers to, among other things, the fact that the Saunière is found in the Grand Gallery of the Louvre, naked and posed like Leonardo da Vinci's famous drawing, the Vitruvian Man, with a cryptic message written beside his body and a pentacle drawn on his chest in his own blood. __TOC__
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  • The Da Vinci Code is a book written by humor columnist Dave Berry. The book claims to be an accurate biography of Hesus Christavi and details his alleged sultry affairs with such women as Margaret Thatcher and Hillary Clinton. It features a forty-page long interview with drug dealer Ian McKellen, who claims "Haze" regularly buys crack from him, a charge Hesus vehemently denied in a recent Diane Sawyer interview when he repeatedly chanted "CRACK IS WHACK!!!." The book received its title due to its claim that Hesus and Leonardo Da Vinci have systematically murdered, over the past five hundred years, anyone who makes the claim that Obama had an affair with the Chosen One. Da Vinci has allegedly hidden clues proving this allegation in his most famous paintings and bedtime stories (You know what I'm talking about, niggers).
  • Although the novel fails on many levels , and is ridiculed by many biblical scholars, there is anecdotal evidence that it has succeeded in persuading many previously-neutral non-believers to be skeptical of the Bible and suspicious of the Church. A 2006 survey, for example, found that seventeen percent of Canadians "think Jesus's death on the cross was faked and that he married and had a family." __TOC__
  • "The Da Vinci Code is simply an entertaining story that promotes spiritual discussion and debate and suggests that the Book may be used to "as a positive catalyst for introspection and exploration of our faith". -Dan Brown. The Da Vinci Code is the 2003 novel written by Dan Brown. It follows Harvard professor and symbologist Robert Langdon and the gifted French cryptologist Sophie Neveu as they investigate a murder in Paris' Louvre Museum. They are stunned to discover bizarre riddles that lead them to a trail of clues hidden in the works of Leonardo da Vinci, seemingly left by the museum's late curator, Jacques Saunière minutes before his death. Their race to discover the closely guarded secret held by Saunière uncovers a battle between the Priory of Sion and Opus Dei over the possibility of Jesus having been married to Mary Magdalene. The title of the novel refers to, among other things, the fact that the Saunière is found in the Grand Gallery of the Louvre, naked and posed like Leonardo da Vinci's famous drawing, the Vitruvian Man, with a cryptic message written beside his body and a pentacle drawn on his chest in his own blood. The novel explores the theory that the Merovingian kings of France were descended from the bloodline of Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene. The book has markedly provoked a popular interest in speculation concerning the Holy Grail legend and Magdalene's role in the history of Christianity. Critics often point to the fact that these ideas are derived from Clive Prince's The Templar Revelation (1997) and books by Margaret Starbird. The book also refers to The Holy Blood and the Holy Grail (1982) though Dan Brown has stated that it was not used as research material. __TOC__
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